**Madness Reigns at the Tory Conference in Birmingham** As the leadership contenders compete to outdo one another in absurdity, it’s no surprise that Boris Johnson has once again stolen the spotlight with his outrageous antics. Consider the perspective of the so-called Fearless Four. Having already dispatched formidable opponents like Priti Patel and Mel Stride, they now find themselves in the chaotic arena of the Birmingham conference. They’ve plunged into a dismal environment where rational thought seems to have vanished, leaving behind only the clinically insane and the hopelessly misguided. In this bizarre setting, the most sensible voice might just be that of Michael Fabricant’s infamous rug, yearning for a return to sanity. Welcome to the Tory party conference, a true spectacle of political madness.