After spending five years in storage, a statue of Harry Kane has finally been unveiled, much to his delight. However, public reaction has been less enthusiastic, with many claiming that the statue fails to accurately represent the football star. Kane is not alone in facing criticism for an unflattering likeness; other football legends such as Ronaldo, Diego Maradona, and Mo Salah have also had their statues ridiculed. The unveiling of Kane's statue has sparked discussions about the challenges of capturing the essence of athletes in sculpture, with some observers humorously noting that the statue resembles someone's grandmother rather than the celebrated player. This trend of poorly received statues in the football world continues to raise eyebrows and provoke laughter among fans and critics alike.